Thought Leadership: Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?

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Have you noticed the rise of a new term in leadership. Thought Leadership.

According to Wikipedia (the on-line source to decrease the need to think):

Thought leader is a buzzword or article of jargon used to describe a futurist or person who is recognized among their peer mentors for innovative ideas and demonstrates the confidence to promote or share those ideas as actionable distilled insights

Translation: If you are a thought leader it means you can’t be bothered really doing anything but you can sit for long hours and think and think some more and then tell others what to do based on your distilled (about half a bottle of gin) insights.

Because thinking is so important to leadership, second only to getting large stock options, Dr Z’s Leadership Institute will be offering the following 6 Cognac and Cogitation Thought Leadership Seminars this fall.

Blinking Thinking. We will read an excerpt of Malcolm Galdwell’s book Blink, contort our eyelids to go up and down like fast moving elevators as we blink out Morse code messages around the seminar room.

Finking Thinking. We will think about leadership ethical dilemmas and figure out how to fink on someone who did something wrong without them being able to identify who finked.

Linking Thinking. We will embark on an Internet search and start following so many links that before we know it we will be sending money to someone who knew our deceased distant relative in Nairobi who died and left us 2 million dollars but our agent in Africa will need us to send them $2633.21 to cover the postage to ship that money to us. Proving that if you can’t think, you can always link

Oinking Thinking. We will learn to ham up our leadership style by thinking outside the pen and realize that oink does not rhyme with think even thought it looks like it should.

Pinking Thinking. Following the insight of Daniel Pink we will develop A Whole New Mind. There used to be a movement that when I am old I shall wear purple and now Pinking Thinking Thought Leaders will wear Pink and use empathy, symphony, story, design, play and meaning to create a hole in the mind that will let out really good ideas which followers will embrace as they storm the nearest hill for no apparent reason.

Winking Thinking. Of course or on the course we all need something completely different, such as Monty Python’s Nudge Nudge wink wink innuendo thinking. If you know what I mean.

If you register early you will receive Dr. Z’s custom designed FOLLOW THE LEADER t-shirt and THOUGHT LEADERSHIP IS LIKE A YO-YO, YOU’VE GOT TO KNOW HOW TO SPIN THINGS coffee mug. 

Photo credit: Fisserman is infallible by http://flickr.com/photos/fisserman/22831837/

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2 responses to “Thought Leadership: Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?

  1. I’ve read about some research that showed that about 50% of the managers (are they leaders?… or henchmen?) drinks during work hours… I think they could do with a workshop drinking thinking. Because I don;t know about you; but I think up amazing things when I drink… (except for that one time when I thought a head on collision with a wall would be a very good idea, but that’s a different story alltogether).

    Hopefully your seminars will go on tour. I am very inspired just by reading about them.

  2. Z

    Dr. Z thanks you for your interest in the Cognac and Cognition road show.

    As you know, this can be a big endeavour. You must get a large bus with the image of Dr. Z on the side of it then you must have space to store all the Cognac while keeping it away from the bus driver or you can end up in Boise Idaho when you were supposed to be in Boston.

    Not all bus drivers are infallable and many of them fail to read the signs, if you get the picture.

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